J.E. ⋅ 42 ⋅
“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Drenched Yet Again in Hello
.6:36 PM On first break sitting outside in the loading zone. It’s a bit overcast and a slight breeze is passing by. It feels good. Tonight is vacuuming and alcohol wiping every crook, cranny an...
Brain Droppings #1 in Hello
A porno titled Cum On Eileen. Our protagonist, Eileen, does a gangbang with the group Dexys Midnight Runners.
Assembly Can Kiss My Hiney in Hello
Since we’re out material I’ve been in assembly since Friday. I managed to make up an excuse and leave early then but no dice today. There is poor ventilation, they use a lot of chemicals (with ...
I’m still here. Dry? Ha! Don’t make me laugh! Seriously. Try. I’m too far down the drain of not giving a shit. Just let me die. That’s all I want. Life is hard. Kill me. With biscuits. And bbq. I...
The outer space station I have been dreaming about. And the pirate ship. And my grandparents house. Just nuke us. I’m tired of dreaming.
Dry June And Gossip in Hello
Back in the saddle again. When I got to work I learned that my supervisor getting fired had been the talk of the town. Coworker and I came to a conclusion, we’re pretty sure a few folks knew he ...
So Much For Being Lazy in Hello
Well, I managed to leave the house today. Mom and I made a day of it. First to Dollar Tree to get some fake flowers to put on granny and uncle’s graves. Then off to the cemetery itself. So wei...
Wrapped in a blanket, chilling on the couch. All is right in my world this morning. Nice ‘n comfy. I’m off for the holiday with no plans other than grilling tonight. Part of me wants to find s...
It Was Hot And Sticky in Hello
Like a wet fart in July. I still want a smoke.
Pitchforks And Torches in Hello
There is a dietary supplement that got banned statewide last month. “Gas station dope,” they call it. My supervisor got fired today for using it. This is the boss when I told him I was havin...
Acrobatic Make-Up Sex in Drugs 'n Drunk
It was close to summer time. I was with Erin, her bf Max, and Jessica. Erin and Max wanted to go to the park on the mountain and smoke a joint. I was all for that but Jess had taken a dose of ...
Shekkin' Booty in Drugs 'n Drunk
Not really. 4:58 AM Awake but really tired. I’m in bed, not the couch. I’ve been reading the NOFX biography The Hepatitis Bathtub And Other Stories. Have said and will continue to say (whenever ...
Strange Behavior in Hello
I had a weird anxiety attack yesterday. Happened a little before dinner. I felt off. Kinda like having an out of body experience. Then I started shaking like I was either really hungry or the...
Commercial For Pretty Litter in Hello
Visually appeasing cat liter. Are you fucking kidding me? So, I never did get to sleep after I wrote last night. At some point I was in bed and Smokey came in to headbutt me and want love. I e...
Owie My Esophagus in Hello
I’ve been hacking up snot ‘n’ mucus for two days now. “Tobacco smoke slows the normal movement of the tiny hairs (cilia) that move mucus out of your lungs. When you stop smoking, the cilia beco...
Lord Mayor Of Partytown in Hello
The nicotine withdrawal wasn’t as bad tonight. No irritation or aggressive behaviors or thoughts. I just wanted one after food or during boredom. Just because the worst of it is over, there is ...
I Feel All Sorts Of Gross in Hello
Boss got the bright idea of deep cleaning the machines. Not just a spray and wipe down. Nope. Here’s a step ladder, here’s a can of degreaser and a metal spatula. Have fun. There is YEARS wor...
Ball Of Anger in Hello
I’ve not had a cigarette in almost 48 hours. Made the decision yesterday to stop dragging my feet feeling sorry for myself and DO something to improve my perceived image of me. But dear lawd, th...
1 14 oz can of salmon. 1/4 c cornmeal. 1/4 c flour. 1 egg. 3 tablsp mayo. (Personally I didn’t use this.) Flake salmon in bowl, add ingredients and mix well. Form mixture into patties. Cook in ...
Cried In Bed Today in Hello
I’m just so lost today… I dreamed of her and it hurt all over again.
Tip Me On My Side in Hello
And roll me out the door. Friday’s Festivities We all pitched in and the supervisor grilled us steaks. Complete with salad kits and a baked potato with all the fixin’s. I’m on the last five minu...
Random Musings in Hello
The Horror At Gilligan’s Island The Professor comes across the journal of an explorer long dead. In it is a crude map and detailed descriptions of a plant thought extinct know for it’s healing p...
Stolen From Meowtain in Hello
What’s your least favorite season? The dog days of Alabama summer. Do you prefer to text or call? Text Morning or night? Afternoon early dusk Do you like tacos? Do I like breathing? Are you an ...
I drank last night. I feel like shit today, well deserved. Today would have been 42 days sober. Back on the wagon I go. (Peacock came by and got most of her things. She wants nothing to do with m...
Monday at work I did a bunch of heavy lifting. Due to intense back pain (and hardly any sleep) I called out Tuesday (and missed Wednesday.) Peacock came to visit and was a doll. Drove me aroun...
