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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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I’m having a sinus issue that’s making my face hurt. It sucks. Bad. Peacock paid me a visit last week the other day. We went to Guadalajara for lunch. I gorged myself on the fajita nachos d...
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO NINJA GO in Hello
I was in 2nd grade when TMNT2 came out. My cousin made me a shirt with GO NINJA GO on it. I was cool for two seconds.
Fatty McFatterson in Hello
Ma made fried chicken thighs, baked beans, spiraled zucchini and corn. Ate well while watching a rerun of No Reservation. I miss Anthony Bourdain. A lot.
Took a few puffs off the vape so now I’m munching on pretzels and cheese dip. I relapsed Saturday and Sunday and have been paying for it hardcore today. Sluggish, dehydrated, sick to the stomach...
Educational Video in Hello
Se7en Days Down *Updated* in Hello
Seven days sober. Update HAHAHAHAHA I GOT FIRED! I am seriously relieved. Seriously. No more walking on eggshells. Now I’m free to seek something else with the different experiences I have. Kind...
Cleared For Work in Hello
Got my negative Covid test back. Texted results to HR so now I’m cleared to return. Not that I want to. I guarantee I’ll be in assembly again. Mid January work my ass. UPDATED: In assembly… Oh...
Good Vibes in Hello
Woke up around eight. I’ve been sober this weekend. After the chest pains and ulcers I’m throwing in the towel. Today I tried lamb for the first time. Finally mustered up the courage to try Sitar...
Excuse Me, Mr. Monk? in Hello
6:12 AM Trying to get my sleeping on track last night I dozed off before ten. Woke up after midnight. Been awake since. Been flipping channels, eating chicken and dumpling left overs, watchin...
Assist With The Insanity in Self Help Desk
Trying to get my sleep worked out. Been a bit crazy (manic) today. Straightened up the living room. Took out all the trash. Did a few loads of laundry. In the middle of all that I grabbed some lu...
Seven more people are now out at work with Covid. Since Tuesday. This week.
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed... in Hello
And other things I’ve learned. Alan Alda’s biography was entertaining. Other than having a crazy mother he had a good life. No drug or alcohol addiction. Married to the same woman all his life...
Where Is My Mind in Hello
I don’t know what’s going on with me lately. My chest is tight. Too much booze. I need to sleep.
Spittin' Fireballs in Hello
We went to Guadalajara last night. Uh…let me start over. Mom got the booster shot earlier this week. Her arm hurt like a bitch, she felt sick and completely lost her appetite. Last night she a...
Sexually Frustrated in Hello
I’m having issues getting off again. Even if I watch the kinkiest, dirtiest, weirdest porn. Nothing. So, it’s no surprise I had a sex dream this morning. A threesome sex dream. I woke up fru...
Somewhere Over The Rainbow. UPDATE in Hello
Well, I’m not fired. AssButt is in a foul mood tonight. I guess Im burned out. Been almost a year of working nights. Been a few months since I’ve been stuck in assembly. I was hired to machi...
I may get fired tomorrow. Got sick Monday night, left. Saw the doc and she said take tonight Off. Do I actually care? No.
Nummy Noms in Hello
Made some killer chicken enchiladas tonight. I’m nice and stuffed. If anyone is wondering it’s the Old El Paso boxed kit but I add diced green chillies to the mix plus a whole two cups of shred...
So Done With This in Hello
Since the Christmas holiday eight people at work have gotten Covid.
Not Awesome! in Hello
The roads didn’t freeze and I had to go to work. This displeases me. Tonight was BS work, again. Grab a scotch bright pad and start scouring the bad paint job on an aluminum diamond plate that i...
It’s currently snowing. This pleases me.
Peggy Sue Got Married in I'm About To Have A Nervous Breakdown
Peacock married trucker. It happened a few days ago. I know I’m not fit for parenting three children little less myself… It still hurts like Hell.
New Year, Same Shit in Hello
Well, when I went back to work I was told to deep clean the manual mills. There are four of them so I stretched that out the whole three days. Don’t get me wrong, it took quite a bit of time an...
Really have to stop sleeping on the couch, my neck is killing me. Christmas my aunt came over for a small dinner mom whipped up. The ham went quick. She brought the Creepshow graphic novel my...
Merry Christmas, y’all!
