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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Bitter Thoughts Never Change in Hello
A few years back mom and I were at Publix for some goods. I saw my high school algebra teacher who once told her I’d never pass my G.E.D test. A fire reignited in my belly and I wanted SO bad ...
This Sucks in Hello
Eating when I’m hungover makes me feel sooo damn sick. Now everybody dance!
Coke/Meth/LSD Comedown in Drugs 'n Drunk
No, I’m not on any of these substances. Landing Gear it’s been called. You’re coming off an intense high. Beer, my friend, is your landing gear. No liquor, too quick, too scary. Down a few cold o...
Weekend Drowning (updated) in Hello
Got hammered the last three nights. I’m not proud. No excuses, just wanted to drink. Ugh. Hours later… My right hand is really bothering me. The index finger has a prickly sensation like it’s ...
If Today We're A Person in Hello
I’d punch it in the face. Finished the last of the brackets and decided to drill and tap a few stripped out holes which was the easy part. When I loaded the next sheet of material it was so warp...
White Boy Got Burned in Hello
Oh ya, I’ve got sunburn. Managed to take out the front lawn and the bush that was growing there. Saturday kinda turned into an all day/evening of chores and errands. Sunday I didn’t do shit bu...
Damn, I'm Beat in Hello
I spent a good bit today fully cleaning out all the aluminum chips out of the machine today. Other places I did it daily but seeing how I’m the only one that runs it, I do it biweekly. That mig...
Happy 4/20, Y'all! in Hello
Almost forgot what today was. Not that I really chief anymore. Ya, I got the vape. But actual weed? Uhh…December 2020? Yeah, that’s right. My dude had some trouble and hasn’t been in the g...
I’m tired of the local political ads. Hurt durr, I’m a Republican who is the trumpiest of the trumpest! Let me toss my dignity out the window so I can be first in line to drop to my knees and ki...
Here We Are Again in Hello
I drank last night. Woke up around 3 AM sick at my stomach hardcore. Texted my boss I wasn’t feeling well and spent the day in bed. So, day 1 again.
I'd Like A Beer in Hello
Or 24. It was my short week at work so I was off yesterday. Mostly relaxed and tried not to do much with my hands, they hurt like a bitch! Mom got off early today and is off tomorrow for Easte...
*Angry Kangaroo Noises* in Hello
First, I accidentally left the water hose on yesterday and flooded the shop. Went back and helped clean up. Second, in the process of doing that, tripped a breaker and accidentally shut the mach...
Fuckin' Grrr! in Hello
At one point tonight I stood outside next to my car, keys in hand. I seriously debated on getting some liquor tonight but ended up coming back inside. I wanted it bad. Now I lay on the couch wa...
Straight Apple Jack, 96% in Hello
The Lost Weekend is on. It’s about an alcoholic alone for a weekend. It reminded me to take a look at my Reddit counter. 36 days sober. At this point in the flick it’s a little half over. Th...
A Boy And His Cat in Hello
Smokey and me
Drugz R Bad, Mkay? in Hello
Watched a marathon of poor life choice shows tonight. Addicted I Almost Got Away With It Had to get something at the grocery store earlier and passed by the alcohol section. The thought of dri...
Fell into a depressive state tonight. I’m feeling somewhat better now but it’s a melatonin night. Hope I sleep.
One Month!!! in Hello
Yup yup yup! One month sober. struts stuff
Weekend is too short. Been kinda depressed tonight. Feel like I wasted my weekend though I got laundry done and cooked last night. Then earlier a few Beach Boys songs came on the playlists and ...
Late Night Crack Itch in Hello
No, I’m not itching because of crack nor am I scratching my crack. (Ha!) Dry skin hardcore tonight. I’ve already lotioned up twice. Did not do any of what I mentioned in the last entry. Sure,...
It's Medicine, Baby! in Hello
New job is still cool. I forgot that smoke breaks on day shift can be nice. Lots of sun and a nice breeze. Plus the three main females I work with are laid back and laugh at my dumb jokes. 😁🤓 ...
If I Had The Chance in Hello
I’d force the world to dance While I’m playing with myself Who hoa hoa Playing with myself 😁 New job is cool. Same machine I ran at the last place so not too bad. Three weeks off booze.
Ugh…my stomach started hurting after I wrote and since then my ass is splooting out chocolate pudding. Nice visual, eh?
It Keeps Gettin' Funnier in Hello
EVERY TIME I SEE IT! No, not Beetlejuice talking about the Exorcist. Just Cheech and Chong Last night and tonight I got a craving for the bottle. Stop drinking Sub Reddit helped plus I ask myse...
Two Mutha Fuckin' Weeks Bitches! in Hello
It’s one forty-two AM so I’m counting this as Tuesday. Two weeks sober! sexy dance Today (Monday) was a pain in the ass. Got up and drank down the cleansing drink I got at the head shop. (Wan...
