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Buttah Yo Bread
A coworker once told me that if it sounds like you were high when you made it, I don’t want to eat it. Ironically he said that as we stood in line at Taco Bell on our lunch break. With all tha...
It's 4:52 AM
And I want a half a slab of ribs, extra sauce. Been awake for about an hour. My sleep schedule is screwed.
I Miss Weed
Don’t get me wrong, the Delta 8 vapes are decent, but I want to actually smoke a bowl and get stoned off my ass. I’ll watch cats on YouTube and crack up laughing while drinking grape juice cause...
Warm Crotch
After some Tylenol and a good deep sleep I feel tons better. My lap is toasty ‘cause Smokey is curled up sleeping. It’s like petting velvet with him, so soft!
Hot Hot Heat
My body is ablaze with a fever. I’ve been drinking ice water like it’s going out of style. Mom is sick too. Fuck this shit!
I'd Hang Out With Him
Ginger Billy
Good Smells
There are beef chunks in the crock pot. The house smells delicious. Still need to add the potatoes in a few then I can eat after they are cooked. Wish I had a crusty, buttered dinner roll to dip ...
Idea
Vampire agrees to spar with a boxer. Gets fang knocked out. Now has half powers.
Seven Days!
Made it one week. Started Assassin’s Creed: Origins earlier. Takes place in ancient Egypt. My inner 10 year old is stoked. I had a thing for Egypt then. We got a new neighbor and they have a...
Five Days
Sober. Doesn’t sound like much but it means the world to me. Especially seeing how it’s a Friday night and I have no plans of poisoning myself.
Slept
The meds are reducing the swelling and took some of the pain away. I had a crappy sleep all night till somewhere around 7 or 8 this morning I crashed hard. Solid, uninterrupted sleep till 2 PM. ...
9 AM Yesterday
Till 9:14 PM now, I’ve been awake. The gout medicine is working(ish). Still hurts but more manageable. I don’t know how I’ve not passed out yet. Yeah, I’m tired but joints in my big toe feel...
Hurt
I want to scream into a pillow. Part of my right foot is swollen from a really bad gout flare up. This is yet another reason I shouldn’t drink. Seriously, the whole joint around my big toe is ...
Yet Another Update
Take out for lunch. Order of wings and shrimp with lobster sauce. Because I’ve only eaten like one meal in three days it filled me for hours and more of my ickiness went away. Hands are still ...
I'm Not Sleeping Tonight
I dozed off a little after 9 and slept almost an hour. I’d like more than that but my brain won’t shut up. Finally managed to eat a bowl of cereal so my stomach isn’t aching anymore. I’m going...
Somewhat Better
I still haven’t eaten yet. Got a 2 Liter of Sprite and slowly sipping on that right now. I’m really tired. I dozed for like thirty minutes this afternoon but I can’t get comfy now. It’s been...
Burning Up
I’ve got a fever and have thrown up a few times. Someone bring me a Sprite? I’ve got the fan on but still feel hot. Ugh Hours later… Managed to take a shower. Still haven’t eaten and I’ve got ...
Fudge-tastic!
Woke up and now can’t get back to sleep. It’s not even 4 AM.
😝
Slather me in pancake syrup and stick a dildo up my butt. I’m horny. And in typical fashion, thanks to the meds, I can’t get off. It’s 3:33 AM and I’ve got a crusty face from drooling during s...
Begs And Achin'
Both of my knees today suck. Ain’t it the truth.
Deleted Last Entry
Cause reasons. It’s 6:38 AM and I’m counting down till 11. My aunt is coming down so mom, her and I are going to Ichiban Japanese Steakhouse. The food is delicious! It’s one of those places wh...
Still Disturbs Me
Herbie Hancock - Rockit It’s the unnatural movements. Weirded me out as a child. Still does.
Thunderball
Just finished the novel. Pretty good. I love the casual racism/sexism in these books. In this politically correct world reading stuff from the 50’s makes me crack up.
Clarification About Court
Okay. A continuation was filed so my next court date is March 15th. The judge I saw today was a fill in since the other is out. My lawyer explained to me that the regular judge is big on “ment...
Interesting Turn Of Events
So, since my only conviction was more than ten years ago, I’m only looking at probation if he can’t get it dismissed. Sweet. Huge weight off my shoulders. However, it was embarrassing walking...
Book Description
I came on my own volition.
I am the man that got away.
Work -
Tonight I clocked in at 4:30 PM and it was suddenly Wednesday when I worked 6:45 AM to 6 PM with only an hour lunch break and on my feet the rest. I was trying to relieve Logan in the back who was frying chicken both for our loose case and boxed hot case so he could go to lunch. Instead I got mixed with a redneck who wanted a Philly steak and cheese. I made his sandwich to order only to be confronted with the elderly gentleman behind him. He, to this shit. o, wanted a Philly. I was annoyed. Angry. Granted chicken side cooking sucks At least you’re away from the customers. I can, “pretend”, like I’m cooking chicken in the back but dick around for ten minutes, which actually rarely happens. You learn to smile and accept this shit. Made him his sandwich, didn’t stop to ask the next customer if he needed help. Instead, went straight to the back and told Logan to take his lunch, I was taking over, box up what just came up out the fryer and we’re good.
It was just one of those days. People wonder why I get stoned before work.
I.
Am.
Robot.
Tell.
Me.
What.
Is.
Next.
I’m versatile.
Put me in any situation and I come victorious.
Even on the bad days.
So when I go the hardcore bitch mode of my assistant manager on Wednesday after my eleventh hour there. I got irate.
I know she does a job for two.
Her boss/my boss sucks ass.
But fuck....I’m part time.
If you want to bitch and yell about the shit that the full timers didn’t do…bitch to them.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THEIR FUCKING SHIT THE LAST HOUR I’M THERE!
I’ve been working for this slave camp for three and a half years.
I lost my insurance last year due to me being stupid and the store manager catching on. Which is actually a big blessing. I haven’t missed a day in a year.
But I’ve been there for every shift.
Sleep, no sleep?
Fuck it.
Show up for work.
The computer takes over on schedule and now I don’t qualify for our good insurance.
I have to take the government stuff?
OK.
I’m a democrat.
Lifelong.
BUT FUCK YOU OBAMA!
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll go another year without health insurance.
I want my good Blue Cross Blue Shield Back.
Make my job give me the hours back for insurance.
People close to me say I need to see a therapist.
After A.A. and an almost check in at rehab.
Maybe I do need anti-depressants.
This is a rant with no one I know reading this.
Its liberating.
I welcome ProseBox into my life.
